The Rusty Whetted Whistle

In other kingdoms they have hurricanes, earthquakes, plagues and floods, feudal wars and elections and all kinds of action, but there is nothing happening here in the Kingdom of the Rusty Wh... Read allIn other kingdoms they have hurricanes, earthquakes, plagues and floods, feudal wars and elections and all kinds of action, but there is nothing happening here in the Kingdom of the Rusty Whetted Whistle, except a drunk court jester. The beautiful Princess is bored and beseeches ... Read allIn other kingdoms they have hurricanes, earthquakes, plagues and floods, feudal wars and elections and all kinds of action, but there is nothing happening here in the Kingdom of the Rusty Whetted Whistle, except a drunk court jester. The beautiful Princess is bored and beseeches her father the King to call for subjects from far and wide for a flogging. She will marry ... Read all