- Scott Carlin: Hi, this guy's been either shot or stabbed, I don't know, he's been kinda vague about it.
- Admissions Nurse in ER: Sir, have you been shot? Stabbed?
- Shot or Stabbed Victim: No, I fell in a thornbush.
- Scott Carlin: I just thought she looked really good in those pants. Thought that was a nice thing to say. I didn't know I'd get MeToo'd for it.
- Scott Carlin: Anyway, have a great day at school, ahh... I hope its not shitty, and... umm... yeah... give your sister a kiss goodbye.
- Harold: We don't do that.
- Scott Carlin: Just do it.
- [Harold kisses Kelly on the forehead]
- Scott Carlin: See, wasn't that nice? Now if she dies tomorrow, you'll remember that, that you kissed her goodbye. Have a good day at school.
- Harold: Later, man.
- Scott Carlin: Pay attention.
- Kelly: Why would I die?
- Scott Carlin: I dunno... you never know what is going to happen. You think you're immortal?
- Scott Carlin: Ray! I cant sleep, I never go to sleep this early.
- Ray Bishop: Ohh, you know what you should do? You should shut the fuck up. Go to sleep.
- Scott Carlin: Thanks.
- Ray Bishop: Can't go to sleep... you should dip your weed in NyQuil, you fucking drug addict.
