Strictly bottom-of-the-barrel porn, this would-be parody concerning former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is embarrassing throughout. Cast has trouble keeping a straight face as they have sex and stumble their way through pointless scenes focused on Arnie's publicized infidelity regarding wife Maria Shriver (fortunately no skinny actress like Zoe Voss was hired to impersonate her -she does not appear at all).

So Arnie makes love to his maid and a new secretary and even a pesky TV reporter (veteran great Roxanne Hall). Only other male cast member doesn't get any sex, played without credit by Jack Vegas as one of many late-in-career NonSex Roles for the tattooed performer.

Jay Huntington's impersonation of Mr. Olympia is quite poor -his Eastern European accent is wrong and his acting nonexistent. Note that he and hack director Tom Moore re-teamed for a Gay Batman parody the following year -definitely a must-miss.

Arnold offers sexual bribes to his personal accountant, maid, aspiring actress and an investigating TV reporter.

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