Sian Gibson credited as playing...
- Gemma: He's being beaten to death by a...
- Mildred: ...Dolphin holding a knock-off Toblerone.
- Hilda: Gemma, I'd like to lodge a complaint!
- Gemma: What's wrong?
- Hilda: Mildred's hogging Jack! By the time I get my go, he'll be spent!
- Gemma: Right. Umm... well maybe when Mildred's done, you can let Jack recharge himself a bit, and then have your go. On. Him.
- [looks at Terry]
- Gemma: Is it wrong I'm starting to feel like a nautical pimp?
- Terry: [shakes his head and mouths no]
- Emily: Are you insinuating I did this, you pudgy little turd?
- Gemma: Oi!
- Terry: It's no good trying to sweet talk me like that, Emily!
- Alan: And Emily, sometimes you do need a pianist.
- Hilda: That time...
- Gemma: No.
- Gemma: This is the secret they think they've been whispering about all day. Don't bother trying to get it out of them, Jack. You've got more chance of finding out their real ages.
- Mildred: Gemma! I never lie about my age! It's not becoming of a lady in her... very early 50's.
- Gemma: He gets a bit sexy when he's in command, doesn't he?
- Terry: You know you say that, but take away the uniform, and he's just a bossy bloke with a lot of purpose.
