James Fleet credited as playing...
Jack
- Jack: Terry, all my life I've been searching for the perfect woman, and now I think I've found her in Mildred... Or possibly Hilda.
- Jack: Try the duty free shop. Anything with a collar will do. They'll have something in your size. We get a lot of truck drivers on here.
- Emily: It's a special dinner for old friends.
- Jack: Actually, Emily these are my friends.
- Emily: Yeah well, they're certainly old.
- Justin: [laughing] Savage as usual, Emsy.
- Colleen: Who the bloody held do you think you are?
- Emily: Who am I, babes?
- [pretends to think]
- Emily: Umm. I'm the most in demand lounge entertainment on the North Sea. I'm known in every port across Northern Europe.
- Colleen: Oh, popular round the docks, are you? We used to have a name for girls like that.
- Hilda: "Dirty girls!" That's what mother said.
- Jack: Well, hello, girls.
- Colleen: That's right, girls, don't lose your dignity. He could be riddled, this one. You know, sailors usually are.
- Hilda: If we get shipwrecked, I'm more than happy to make a fishing net out of my pantyhose.
- Mildred: I don't wear any.
- Jack: Then I'll get us out onto the ocean like my very life depended on it.
- Colleen: Oh sorry, sorry, couldn't quite hear you for the sound of my skin crawling.
