A big-name porn media company like Private has issued its share of clunkers in a history now spanning over 50 years, but this stinker emphasizing Spanish talent in front of and behind the camera has to wrong in its lowest percentile. 

Actor/director David El Moreno is the culprit, taking Private's worst tendency, namely making English-language productions without understanding English, and stretches it to the limit.

Premise is having untalented women come to the recording studio or on location shooting a music video, and doing such an awful job that the only thing to do is to f*ck them. Auteur David does lots of the humping himself, when he and his cast is through crudely reciting Pidgin English. Segment titles reflect this hubris, notably the ungrammatical "Let me see...Do you want to success?".

Anissa Kate got roped into this mess, beautiful as ever with her deep bronze complexion, stuck in a threesome that results in an unusual double creampie (the finale of a d.p. in which neither stud pulls out). 

Battle of the redheads Amarna Miller and Eris Maximo also delivers a threesome, and busty Bibi Noel horses around on a rocky beach for a thoroughly amateurish music video, also culminating in a d.p.

It's all uphill for Private from here.

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