- Bob: It's the end of the world! I've seen it, I've seen it! Thirty years... in my dreams, my nightmares. This is it!
- PS Cooper: What are you talking about?
- Bob: I'm tellin' you straight I've seen it before! In visions; visions is out there, that way... is waiting!
- Ellen: Who?
- Bob: Them!
- PC Brody: So it's not zombies then?
- Bob: Zombies is like a picnic compared to this. Seventeen years ago, do you remember? Seventeen years ago they came a-lookin' stalking like burgulers looking for a house like they're gonna raid. This ain't no zombies. This ain't gonna end. Nobody is coming to save us!
- Katie: This place must have been beautiful in its heyday.
- Dan: I think it was an old hospital for the criminally insane.
- Katie: You'd have fitted in perfectly then.
- Dan: You think?
- Katie: Yes, you're a rogue, a cad, a bandit.
- Dan: English lot is your thing then. Anyway, I thought women love a rogue.
- Katie: Not if the man's a prick.
- Ellen: This is pathetic. What "attacked" you?
- Dan: Some-thing... we heard it. Yeah we were on the grounds we admit that. We heard a noise in the woods, we went to investigate it.
- Bob: Oh you don't do that!
- Dan: What?
- Bob: Well if you've ever seen any horror film, you know you never ever investigate! you get your ass cheeks out of there, as soon as possible!
- PC Brody: Do you do anything by the book?
- PS Cooper: All depends what book it is!
- PC Brody: The Police Handbook, the guidelines.
- PS Cooper: Ah, there it is - the bloody guidelines! Let me tell you something about the guidelines. They're only put there cause someone can't make a decision between what's right and what's wrong. Until it's no longer a guideline. See, I can do whatever I want when I want because around here I'm the boss, number one. And if you think some snotty nose, pencil pushing guideline and your PC is gonna come into my neck of the woods and tell me what to do, well then you've got another thing coming. Well do you get me?
- PC Brody: Yes sir...
- PS Cooper: We'll do ya, punk?
- PC Brody: Yes sir...
- PS Cooper: [laughs] Did you get it? Clint Eastwood! Dirty Harry.
- PC Brody: Yeah, I think I've seen that one.
- PC Brody: You always this comical? I just thought that in this job you have to be vigilant all the time
- PS Cooper: Vigilant? You'll soon find out nothing happens round here
- PC Brody: Well my trainee taught me to be prepared for anything and everything at any time, day or night, on duty or off
- PS Cooper: Well I'll tell you something you ain't prepared for...
- PC Brody: What's that?
- PS Cooper: Boredom. Sheer boredom. Nothing happens round here. It's like a morgue in a recession!
