Rita Rudner credited as playing...
Self
- Rita Rudner: [on her husband] He made me try on a leather dress.
- Johnny Carson: Yeah.
- Rita Rudner: And I did it 'cause I love him, you know? But I was standing there in this leather, and it wasn't until then that I realized how uncomfortable cows must be.
- Rita Rudner: We didn't really want to move, but we were living within our means, and people were starting to talk.
- Rita Rudner: We made terrible mistakes that we don't want anyone else to make, when we moved. First of all, we hired the Vegetarian Moving Company.
- Johnny Carson: The Vegetarian Moving Company?
- Rita Rudner: Yes - they were too weak to lift anything.
- Rita Rudner: He looked at me and said, "Lady, I don't spackle." That's what he said - he said, "I don't sand, and I don't tape. I just paint." So then the exterminator came in. I said, "Kill the painter."
