- Blah Blah Lady: Female action heroes--just a fantasy for men. Big-titted fantasies in skin-tight costumes and high heels and lingerie talking complete phony sexist drivel! Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah. I'll save the world and then you can fuck me and make me your mommy.
- The Screenplay: It needs more romance.
- Angela: It needs more structure.
- The Inner Critic: It needs more tits.
