- Maya Hart: My voice is still my voice, Riley. You're gonna need to show me a lot more than clothes and hair and a boy before I believe that it isn't.
- Topanga Matthews: We've got a problem.
- Cory Matthews: I see twins.
- Katy Hart: Why is that a problem?
- Topanga Matthews: We only raise Rileys. Katy, I need you to be a strong parent...
- Katy Hart: [laughs] Sorry...
- Topanga Matthews: Okay. Can you play a strong parent? I'm gonna cast you in the role of Strong Parent.
- [Katy gets up, trying to get into character]
- Katy Hart: Maya!
- [pause]
- Katy Hart: That's all I got.
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: [to Lucas] Okay, we need a deciding question. Something deep and meaningful that reveals your true soul.
- Farkle Minkus: Which girl makes you feel "BLUH-LA-LA-LOO"?
- Maya Hart: [school bell rings] Yay, school's over!
- Riley Matthews: No, we have art class.
- Maya Hart: That's the one I like.
- Riley Matthews: That's the one that likes you.
- Maya Hart: What's the one I don't like?
- Riley Matthews: All of the other ones.
- Maya Hart: That's the one.
- Topanga Matthews: [about Maya] What's wrong with her?
- Riley Matthews: She's been getting good grades, she's behaving all over the place... What is that?
- Topanga Matthews: Well, we like to believe that we helped contribute to the perfectly civilized lovely young lady we see sitting before us.
- Riley Matthews: [beat] It's Maya!
- Topanga Matthews: Oh, yeah... We broke her.
- Maya Hart: I think Lucas should decide too. I think it should be all of us.
- Riley Matthews: I'm going to take Lucas.
- Maya Hart: What?
- Riley Matthews: What are you gonna do about it? I liked him first, he's my boyfriend.
- Lucas Friar: I don't believe in coincidence. I believe coincidence is the universe's way of telling you something. And what are the odds that one day on the subway Riley falls into my lap? It's always been Riley. It's always been Riley since day one.
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: I need to hear you say it. Riley?
- Lucas Friar: [unexcited] Bluh-la-la-loo.
- Farkle Minkus: Not even close.
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: Maya?
- Lucas Friar: [just as unexcited] Bluh-la-la-loo.
- Farkle Minkus: You have to mean it for real. How do they make you feel? Lucas, think about both of them. Riley and Maya.
- Lucas Friar: [beat] BLUH-LA-LA-LOO!
- [pause while Lucas is embarrassed and Zay and Farkle laugh]
- Lucas Friar: I never wanna do that again.
- Lucas Friar: How am I supposed to choose between two people I care about?
- Farkle Minkus: You have to.
- Lucas Friar: Well, how do I live with myself if I hurt Riley or Maya?
- [last lines]
- Lucas Friar: [races into the Matthews' living room] I've made my decision!
- Cory Matthews: What are you doing in my house?
- Lucas Friar: I came in through the window with a big and important announcement. But... no one was there. Where are they?
- Katy Hart: They're gone. Forget 'em. Tell us.
- Lucas Friar: NO!
- [runs out of the room]
- Topanga Matthews: Sit down and spill it, Chocky!
- [Lucas comes back into the room again. He sits down with Cory, Topanga and Katy]
- Lucas Friar: Okay... Here's who I picked.
- [everyone pays close attention. Before Lucas says something, the screen goes to black]
- Riley Matthews: I think of you as somebody who would never let me say what I'm saying to you! I think of you as somebody who would fight for what she believed in. Even me! Especially fight me. Maya, if you like Lucas, then you're gonna have to take him from me.
