Alan Ritchson credited as playing...
Anders Lassen
- Geoffrey Appleyard: So if I understand correctly, we're currently here in La Palma. We'll sail around German controlled Africa to Fernando Po, which is just north of the Equator, just off the West African coast.
- Freddy Alvarez: So that's the shortest route?
- Geoffrey Appleyard: Yes, but we don't want to go shorter. Our priority is not to be seen.
- Henry Hayes: You mean be seen again.
- Geoffrey Appleyard: Again? Getting a little sloppy on us now, Gussy? Had a run-in already?
- Gus March-Phillips: Never mind us, Apple, old boy. Remind me again how you found your nipples attached to a car battery.
- Geoffrey Appleyard: Yes. Wasn't my fault. Bad intelligence. Plus, it was almost worth it to watch the heart-snatcher at work.
- Anders Lassen: I'm better known as a lover than a fighter.
- Henry Hayes: Jesus Christ! If that's how you fight, I'd hate to see you love.
- Anders Lassen: You don't have to worry about that, you're too pretty for me. Freddy, on the other hand...
- Freddy Alvarez: You'd have to catch me first.
- Anders Lassen: I do love to hunt.
- Freddy Alvarez: You'd be lucky.
- Anders Lassen: I'm really getting quite hot.
- Henry Hayes: So, what's happened there then?
- Freddy Alvarez: It looks like they've been plugged full of arrows, Haysey.
- Henry Hayes: Well, where did the arrows go?
- Freddy Alvarez: Straight through them.
- Anders Lassen: [Lassen emerges from the bushes] There were two more round the other side.
- Henry Hayes: Where are they now?
- Anders Lassen: Same place as these two - Nazi Heaven.
- Geoffrey Appleyard: Do we know each other?
- Anders Lassen: No.
- Gus March-Phillips: Is that a heart, Lassen?
- Anders Lassen: For the avoidance of doubt.
- Gus March-Phillips: Apple, old boy.
- Geoffrey Appleyard: Gus.
- Gus March-Phillips: I see you two have met. This is Haysey.
- Geoffrey Appleyard: Pleasure, Haysey.
- Henry Hayes: Pleasure's mine.
- Gus March-Phillips: I thought you might need these.
- [shows eyeglasses]
- Geoffrey Appleyard: Jolly thoughtful of you.
- Freddy Alvarez: You all find him? Oh, goody. Bloody hell, what happened to your nipples?
- [the group all look to see Appleyard's nipples are bleeding with clamps attached]
- Gus March-Phillips: You all right?
- Geoffrey Appleyard: Couldn't unplug me, could you? Battery's still on.
