Josh Duhamel credited as playing...
Jack
- Simon: You... actually, uh, I did want to talk to you guys about something.
- Emily: What is it?
- Simon: [stammering] Uh, well...
- Jack: Let me guess. You got somebody pregnant. No, you're pregnant.
- Simon: Yeah.
- Jack: I knew it!
- Simon: Yeah, I'm pregnant.
- Jack: I knew it. I mean, he's got that glow about him, babe.
- Simon: No, um...
- [struggles to get the words out]
- Simon: I'm gay.
- [Emily and Jack are both quiet]
- Emily: Honey...
- Simon: And I don't want you guys to think anything different. I'm still me...
- Emily: Of course you are, Simon.
- Jack: Yeah. So you're gay. Which one of your old girlfriends turned you? Was it the one with the big eyebrow or...
- Emily: Jack.
- Nora: Jesus Christ, dad, do you ever shut the hell up?
- Jack: I'm kidding.
- Nora: It's not funny!
- Jack: I'm kidding. Hey, Nora, open up your gift, please?
- [an embarrassed Jack exits the living room]
