Crummy lesbian porn derived from web content

After watching the crummy "Sisters United" DVD, I plunged into this companion volume "Sisters Divided" only to prove the old adage, two wrongs don't make a right. These porn exercises don't add up to zero entertainment, they are both negative.

Since "Stills by Alan" is the nominal director (one segment gets credited to David Lee instead), the slick packaging and still photographs are better than the live-action content. Or to recall the axiom from early Video Shack porn days -the more attractive the box cover the lousier the porn contained inside.

Extreme sloppiness has the other, separately sold volume "Sisters United" with misleading descriptions on the back of the DVD and tons of hype promoting it as containing one Aubrey Star's debut both as porn actress and lesbian in one fell swoop. She does not appear on that video but is instead unveiled in all her underage, jail-bait, pedophile-baiting glory on this DVD instead.

Aubrey is a bookworm whose sister (uncredited because she doesn't engage in sex -earning my first pet peeve) sics a sexy pal Layla Sin on the sibling to seduce and initiate her to sex. If this sounds vaguely dirty, it turns out to be just that in execution, as the having-trouble-speaking English Sin is a poor choice to improvise dialog but a good choice to hump a girl who, unlike her co-stars, looks like her vagina didn't need shaving in the first place. In other words, her birth certificate reads 1996 or earlier but she photographs here about 14 years of age. Segment is titled "All Grown Up", not so much a contradiction but a smokescreen.

Which gives me pause as to this entire enterprise, a company called WebYoung which is euphemistically tagged as celebrating the "Beauty of Youth", i.e., perfectly legal porn rather than prosecutable child pornography. Analogous to the idiotic profusion of step-sister and step- daughter porn on the market, this is what those Free Speech advocates of the adult industry pretend is fighting for our rights, libertarian style. Far from that noble cause, it is merely bait and switch. I grew up on Hugh Hefner and Russ Meyer's approach to feminine beauty, so for me star August Ames on this video with her beautiful, larger than life breasts is why I bought it, not to pretend I'm watching some forbidden exploitation of poor little Aubrey Star. 

And for the record, despite the fake advertising misplaced on the other DVD, I had already seen Aubrey Star on video in a lesbian scene starring opposite Sasha Heart in Jacky St. James's "Sisterly Love" Digital Sin video, prior to this offering from WebYoung, and the little Star also has several bondage videos (I suppose they would argue that women tying each other up and tickling each other doesn't constitute "lesbian sex", a topic I would love to see given a panel discussion some night on C-SPAN) on her resume.

Ames's segment is a sequel to the "Sisters United" vignette on the other DVD, but plays almost like a remake. Difference is that her sexually aggressive step-sister (yes, the girl is fond of reminding us of the "step" at every opportunity) Janice Griffith has become a blonde this time out. After having seduced Ames in "United", nasty Janice has brought an equally bad influence pal Carmen Caliente home to try and lead poor August further astray.

The pair of vixens wants August to accompany them on a weeklong desert sojourn with "Flaming Man", a too-obvious reference to the Burning Man phenomenon. Why these pornographers are afraid to mention that name and went ficititious is a mystery, since they routinely rip off anything that isn't tied down, notably intellectual property in the form of mainstream cinema.

That threesome segment is very poorly resolved and just another example of why Bree & Alan's insistence on "no script necessary" is idiotic and a dead end.

Alan's other two segments are lame: Remy LaCroix and Jenna Sativa take a bath together in an assignment way beneath their collective dignity and a bit shocking given Remy's superstar status and abundance of terrific ACTING roles. All it proved is that Remy at age 26 can still pass for underage. HIs other one is fanciful but stupid, as Catie Parker discovers that a dirty photo of her (bare vagina for all to see) has been posted on- line, and turns to pal Shyla Green for assistance in the situation. Upshot, after we see fleeting cameos of superstars like Aaliyah Love and Dillion Harper gazing at it in shock, is that the photo achieves an even billion followers who click Like for it, certainly teaching Catie the wrong life lesson but apparently seeming humorous if not an actual knee-slapper to the guy who named himself Stills by Alan.

Odd vignette out is David Lee's "Kissing by the Candles", a dull effort starring Cayla Lyons and Taylor Sands. Unlike Alan's contributions, this one is a silent pantomime of the duo humping on a handy mattress set next to their swimming pool. In my experience mattresses are not left lying around a couple of feet from a pool for fear that Michael Phelps or somebody might splash water all over them, but big David didn't get the memo. The inclusion of this loser is obviously a Communist plot to make Alan's material look good by comparison.

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