- Leo Dooley: First I get to travel through a wormhole and now I'm in a superhero hospital? This is the best day ever!
- Bree Davenport: If you don't count the part where our brother got blasted and is about to die.
- Leo Dooley: Wow. You really know how to ruin a guy's day.
- Dr. Horace Diaz: [offering his hand] Nice to meet you.
- [Chase lies unconscious and dying]
- Dr. Horace Diaz: He's not very friendly, is he? So, what type of superhero IS Chase, other than an impolite one?
- Oliver: Horace, I'm so relieved you know how to cure Chase.
- Dr. Horace Diaz: Ah, me, too, but there is one minor issue: I don't know how to cure Chase.
- Bree Davenport: All right, Leo, you and Kaz stay behind with Chase, and I'll go with Oliver - because he... is... cute.
- Oliver: So... are... you.
- Skylar Storm: [popping up between them] I'll... come... too.
- Leo Dooley: So aren't you gonna do something to help Chase?
- Kaz: Yeah, um, I just have to give him a urine test.
- Kaz: [to Chase] Chase... you're in what hospital right now?
- [Chase continues to lie unconscious and dying]
- Kaz: [to Leo] He's failed his urine test.
- Leo Dooley: You have no idea what you're doing, do you?
- Kaz: Before I answer that question, uh, do you have any bionic ability to tell when someone's lying?
- Leo Dooley: No.
- Kaz: Then I know exactly what I'm doing.
- Leo Dooley: You're lying!
- Kaz: So you DO have a bionic lie-detecting ability!
- Leo Dooley: No! I'm just not stupid!
- Kaz: It's a brain-switching machine. We also use it to slice deli meat.
- Leo Dooley: You're gonna transfer Chase's brain into yours, cure Chase, then make a sandwich? 'Cause I'm starving.
- [Kaz tries transferring Chase's "smarty bits" to himself]
- Leo Dooley: Did it work?
- Kaz: The only way to know conclusively would have been if we'd measured my baseline intelligence level BEFORE the transfer; but, based on my use of the phrase "baseline intelligence level," yeah, I'd say it worked.
- Leo Dooley: So now you can cure Chase?
- Kaz: Yes; BUT, more importantly...
- [lifts up a meat platter]
- Kaz: ...turkey or roast beef?
- Leo Dooley: [appalled] Dude! Obviously roast beef!
- Skylar Storm: [to Adam and Bree] Mmm, yes, but, technically, you're not superheroes. You're more like... super-impressive appliances.
- Chase Davenport: [waking up to discover] I... have Kaz's intelligence? I-I don't wanna be... What's the word? I can't think of the word!
- Chase Davenport: [grabbing his skull] My thinking place hurts!
- Incapacitator: People come to Vegas for many reasons. I guess you came to be incapacitated.
- Adam Davenport: And for the buffet.
- [last lines]
- Dr. Horace Diaz: Where'd your friends go?
- Oliver: Oh, they left.
- Dr. Horace Diaz: Without saying good-bye? What, were they raised in a basement?
