Ariel Winter credited as playing...
Alex Dunphy
- Haley Dunphy: Wait a second. How did you get onto my Facebook page? I unfriended you.
- Alex Dunphy: She's Brody Kendall.
- Haley Dunphy: [Gasps] Oh, my God, gross! I've been playing Candy Crush with my mother!
- Dylan Marshall: [the family is looking for Haley] I don't know where she is, but I can sense that she's okay. It's like we share the same brain.
- Alex Dunphy: Who has it now?
- Claire Dunphy: Do you have Haley's iCloud password?
- Alex Dunphy: Yeah, she gave it to me in a little envelope with her diary key and a list of things she's most afraid of.
- Alex Dunphy: Mom's trying to guess Haley's iCloud password, which, personally, I think is an invasion of her privacy. Ooh, try "password."
- Claire Dunphy: [Claire tries it, unsuccessfully] I'm kind of glad that didn't work.
- Phil Dunphy: Wait, I think I remember telling her to use something that people wouldn't know about her, like her favorite literary character.
- Claire Dunphy: [Claire types something] I'm in!
- Alex Dunphy: What? What was it?
- Claire Dunphy: "Snoopy."
- Alex Dunphy: Wow. And that could be your new nickname.
- Alex Dunphy: Wait. I just thought of something.
- Claire Dunphy: What?
- Alex Dunphy: I'm going to be the first woman in my family not to get pregnant and drop out of college! Ooh, maybe *that* should be my essay.
- Claire Dunphy: I graduated from college.
- Phil Dunphy: Yeah, and Haley got kicked out of college before she got pregnant.
