Jesse Tyler Ferguson credited as playing...
Mitchell Pritchett
- Cameron Tucker: [about hanging a sign for Sal's baby shower] Okay, alright, is this straight?
- Pepper Saltzman: You're throwing a baby shower with a dozen men in tailored pants sipping Bellinis. Nothing about this is... Ugh, I can't even finish.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Really? The last word was too much?
- Cameron Tucker: Maybe this is part of a bigger plan. You know, maybe the reason we didn't adopt another baby after Lily was because God wanted us available for Sammy.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Who is this God that denies us a baby, then gets a party girl pregnant, only to have her desert the baby so that we can finally get one?
- Cameron Tucker: The same God that impregnated a virgin, sent Moses down the river in a basket, and commanded Abraham to stab his own son! God only does weird baby stuff!
