- Sonia Ramirez: I usually spend Valentine's Day selling artificial flowers near the well in my village.
- Jay Pritchett: Where do you people live, National Geographic?
- Jay Pritchett: You must have big plans today. This is like your Super Bowl, right?
- Manny Delgado: Nah, I'm sitting it out this year. The whole holiday's gotten laughably commercial.
- Jay Pritchett: Sounds like Amy turned you down.
- Manny Delgado: Like a bed in a five-star hotel.
- Cameron Tucker: We're getting our painting back. Go.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Me? No, no, you've already done a recon of the room; *you* need to do this.
- Cameron Tucker: Okay, take it easy, "Mission Impossible." It's a bed and a couch, not a laser maze. Now get.
