- Manny Delgado: And for whatever it's worth, my eyes have stopped itching, I can taste my food, and I have more energy.
- Jay Pritchett: You took a three-hour nap yesterday!
- Manny Delgado: I was tired from the marathon.
- Jay Pritchett: The "Downton Abbey" marathon?
- Manny Delgado: That family is exhausting.
- Jay Pritchett: [dropping off Stella] Okay guys listen up: She gets three walks a day. Keep her off the bed; we're training her. No chicken bones. If she starts to wheeze...
- Mitchell Pritchett: Wow, remember when you dropped me off at summer camp? You barely slowed down the car.
- Jay Pritchett: You never had a condition that made it difficult to breathe.
- Mitchell Pritchett: I was a closeted gay kid at sports camp. I spent the week in mid-faint.
