Private Media a decade ago gave a supremely untalented British pornographer Ione Luvcoxx a forum for a series of dreadful low-budget porn features, of the own-woman crew/point a camera at folks off the street variety. Then they had the temerity to present DVD compilations of the oxymoronic "Best of" type, thank you very much. 

So we have six vignettes cropped from the original releases in this unsavory compendium, just the thing for bottom-feeding porn hounds who like to watch skanky women and ugly guys (including old farts) humping away randomly. Count me out.

A mong the purported amateurs, the fabulous fetish babe Keira Farrell sticks out, obvious to Private/Pirate fans from her far more high-grade assignments directed by Tanya Hyde or Kendo. Also in the relative (within UK) big-name category are Donna Marie and Elle Brook, hanging out amidst the amateurs.

I foolishly acquired several sequels in this series, and dread examining the contents as it's likely to be filled with more Ione junk. The director/camerawoman frequently pops up on screen (courtesy of a second camera), fooling with the gals herself or just giving direction, yet another oxymoron.

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