- Duran Du Laken: [spies on Patalliro] I can't believe the Syndicate is having trouble dealing with that chubby Third World brat.
- Patalliro: I feel really offended for some reason...
- [last lines]
- Maraich Juschenfe: [to Bancoran] Kiss me.
- [gets a kiss]
- Patalliro: [to Bancoran] Kiss me.
- [gets knocked down]
- Patalliro: Bancoran! Come back!
- Patalliro: Bancoran, actually...
- Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: Actually?
- Patalliro: This letter...
- Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: [takes it] Is it a threat?
- Patalliro: It's an invitation to a costume party.
- Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: Would you cut it out?
- Patalliro: I already cut it out, I can only do what's humanly possible!
- [driving from Larken's party]
- Patalliro: [holds up a gold candlestick] It might be the Count's property. I thought I may have to return it, but if he's a bad guy I don't have to.
- Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: Where did you find it?
- Patalliro: On the table.
- Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: It was placed there?
- Patalliro: You could look at it like that...
- Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: Hey, don't fool around! You could be investigated by the police as a larceny suspect!
- Patalliro: [flourishes money] I couldn't steal bills if I was afraid of the police, how about that?
- Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: That has nothing to do with this!
- [points a gun, and the car swerves...]
- Patalliro: Idiot! Idiot, idiot, idiot! You let go of the wheel!
- Maraich Juschenfe: [captured by Bancoran] What... what do you plan on doing?
- Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: Tell me about Larken.
- Maraich Juschenfe: Hmph!
- [Bancoran slaps Maraich]
- Maraich Juschenfe: You think that will make me talk? How naïve.
- Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: Is that so? Well, I didn't want to do those things...
- [rips open Maraich's shirt and pins him onto a bed]
- Maraich Juschenfe: What are you doing?
- Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: There are other ways to get confessions. It doesn't have to be through pain...
- [kisses Maraich]
- Maraich Juschenfe: [weakening] Stop!... stop it...
- [cut to Patalliro re-enacting Maraich's seduction]
- Patalliro: Ohhh... it's no use... you can't... no! Stop! No! BANCORAAN!... I look stupid doing this by myself.
- Patalliro: [on the phone] Hello!
- Rashanu: This is the Meteorological Agency!
- Patalliro: Police don't joke around!
- Rashanu: This isn't the police. This isn't the Meteorological Agency either. It was a joke.
- Patalliro: Joking aside, where is this?
- Rashanu: Burma!... Just kidding.
- Patalliro: I am losing to this guy... How's the weather over there?
- Rashanu: Shoushou...
- ["Shoushou means "wait a minute", but also "gloomy rain"]
- Patalliro: So it's rainy?
- Rashanu: You're an interesting person. I'd like to meet you someday, given a kikkai.
- ["Kikkai" means "chance", and also "strange"]
- Patalliro: What a strange thing to say... Somehow my jokes become dull against this guy.
- Rashanu: It was fun anyway. Please call again. Bye!... What an interesting person...
- Duran Du Laken: It's finally our turn, Maraich. The time has come for me to use the training I've taught you since you were small.
- Maraich Juschenfe: Count on me. I'll do anything for you.
- [smiles at the Count, who immediately closes the doors and starts to seduce Maraich]
- Duran Du Laken: Maraich... I've raised a beautiful angel of death. Bad boy!
