Kazuyuki Sogabe credited as playing...
Jack Barbarosa Bancoran
- Patalliro: [gropes Bancoran] How many boys have you made cry up to now?
- Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: Don't cling!
- Patalliro: Who are you?
- Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: [holds out an ID] This is who I am.
- Patalliro: A pocketbook vendor? I already have a pocketbook.
- Patalliro: Even if you've put me under constant supervision, what are you going to do? There's only one bed!
- Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: It can't be helped; we'll share the bed.
- Patalliro: ...Do you intend to rape me?
- Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: I'd rather jump in the Thames River and drown myself!
- [Patalliro looks at Bancoran for a long time]
- Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: What is it?
- Patalliro: [simpers] Bishonen Killer... when you put it like that, you truly are sexy. Okay, I'll order you to entertain me tonight.
- [skips into bed]
- Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: You idiot, why would anyone do a thing like that if it wasn't their duty?
- Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: You're taking Jada with you? We haven't finished our investigation yet!
- Patalliro: I got permission. I'll take him back and make him confess to what the Minister asked him to.
- Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: Will he talk?
- Patalliro: [takes out ten thousand pounds] I told him I'd give him half of this, so he happily agreed.
- Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: Where'd you get all that money?
- Patalliro: Don't say it like that! A certain person gave it to me as a gift.
- Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: You're lying!
- Patalliro: [simpers] Do these eyes lie?
- Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: Your eyes are more untrustworthy than anyone else's!
- Patalliro: As I thought. Actually, I got it from the director of the art museum.
- Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: The director of the art museum?
- Patalliro: Those guys attacked me there. I could have had him fired, and at worst turn it into an international incident. So he gave me ten thousand pounds.
- Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: Isn't that blackmail?
- Patalliro: I think of it as a present to Malynera.
- [in bed with Bancoran]
- Patalliro: [groans] If it's you, Bancoran... don't touch me there...
- [Bancoran switches on the light, and sees Patalliro is talking in his sleep]
- Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: Stop having such weird dreams!
