Heaven Is for Real
- Episode aired Apr 24, 2014
- 31m
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- [reading Colton Burpo's tweets]
- David Gobble: "God has a fire sword."
- Brad Jones: Did he just go see Noah? Has a sword of fire! Sweet!
- David Gobble: "Because of what I have seen, I am always ready to die."
- Brad Jones: Uh, so is, I, uh... I'm with Sarah. This kid's gonna murder us all!
- David Gobble: "I am just a normal kid. I love football and Minecraft, and I have met Christ."
- Brad Jones: [snorts] Okay.
- David Gobble: "God will claim all his children."
- Brad Jones: Man, again! You say that in John Malkovich's voice... goddamnit! This reads like a parody account, but it's not!
- David Gobble: "As he must come for all of us, heaven babies are forever babies."
- Brad Jones: That's horrifying! I don't think Heaven is like being stuck on, like, the worst airline ever!
- David Gobble: "I will make them believe."
- Brad Jones: What does that mean? Goddamnit, what does that mean?
- David Gobble: "I am not afraid of what I am becoming."
- Brad Jones: Don't give this kid guns. Please.
- David Gobble: "You have no concept of what seeing God does to a human mind."
- Brad Jones: I'm starting to see what it does to a human mind!
- David Gobble: One day ago, he tweeted, "I know how the world ends!"
- Brad Jones: Well, why don't you tell us! That should be the first thing that you say! You know, this story's getting a lot more elaborate every time he says it! I would've lead with "I know how the world ends." If you know how the world ends, who don't you tell us?
- David Gobble: "Even in heaven, the wounds of Jesus bleed. They forever bleed."
- Brad Jones: So Heaven is for real; they just don't have any band-aids.
- David Gobble: "Mom says I came back different." This is amazing!
- Brad Jones: [breaks out into laughter]
- ConnectionsReferences The Omen (1976)
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