Varun Dhawan credited as playing...
Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma
- [Humpty turns in a nearly blank exam paper]
- Examiner: What is this, Humpty?
- Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma: Professor, I've left everything to the mercy if God. My dad has advised me to leave everything that's beyond me to God. History is not my cup of tea. Only God can save me now.
- Examiner: You're going to flunk the test. Take my advice. Copy a few answers.
- Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma: Sir, my father says "No cheating." I can't break his trust. Don't worry. God will take care of me. All right? Hail the Goddess.
- Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma: Our juniors are throwing a party - DJ, drinks, delicious food, the works.
- Kavya Pratap Singh: So?
- Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma: I'm inviting you.
- Kavya Pratap Singh: Why me? Couldn't you find anyone else?
- Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma: Quite a few, but you're the only one from Ambala.
- Kavya Pratap Singh: Will I be going as your sister or your girlfriend?
- Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma: The choice is yours. I'm open-minded.
- [Humpty attempts a kiss but gets slapped]
- Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma: Sorry. In movies they usually kiss at this moment.
- Kavya Pratap Singh: Don't watch so many movies, then.
- Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma: Shonty, why aren't you laughing?
- Shonty - Humpty's Friend: Ahh! My butt is wrecked!
- Mr. Singh - Kavya's Father: If you're so smart, why have you come back to die in Ambala?
- Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma: How long can one run from death?
