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You're Ugly Too (2015)

Quotes

You're Ugly Too

  • Will: You know I Iove you, don't you? I know I've never said anything about it, but... I mean, you know that, don't you?
  • Stacey: Is that you or the beer talking?
  • Will: Actually, that was me talking to the beer.
  • [smiles]
  • Stacey: [amused] Eejit!
  • Will: Did you ever think that once you found out how babies are made that maybe everything goes downhill after that?
  • Emilie: [chuckles]
  • Will: What? You know what I mean. That feeling you had when you were a kid. Just weightlessness, you know - it's gone forever.
  • Emilie: There is an old Romanian saying - 'A cow between two bales of hay will go hungry'.
  • Will: I don't think I understand.
  • Emilie: If a cow is the same distance away from both bales of hay, it cannot make a rational decision to choose one over the other. So... it dies of hunger.
  • Will: I still don't think I understand. Am I supposed to be the cow?
  • Emilie: You're one of the bales of hay.
  • [Last lines]
  • Will: I don't know what I'm going to do with you. Really.
  • Stacey: Why do anything?
  • Will: Well, something has to be done.
  • Stacey: I'm perfect the way I am.
  • Stacey: Where were you last night?
  • Will: Out.
  • Stacey: Out with who?
  • Will: Just out with friends.
  • Stacey: You don't have any friends.
  • Stacey: There's a few grey hairs there that we'll have to get rid of.
  • Will: You've got a big mouth.
  • Stacey: I'd rather have a big mouth than be going grey.
  • Emilie: So, you don't have to answer this if you don't want to, but... they released you from prison to look after Stacey?
  • Will: Yeah, they um... gave me something called temporary compassionate leave so I can look after her.
  • Emilie: Can I ask you a question? Why was Will in prison?
  • Stacey: I... can't say. It's private.
  • Emilie: You don't know either, do you?
  • Stacey: No.
  • Stacey: Isn't it true you're only taking care of me to keep you out of prison?
  • Will: I think the cooker is broken.
  • Stacey: What do you need it for?
  • Will: To cook the salmon.
  • Stacey: Wrap it in cling film and put it in the dishwasher.
  • Will: Do you think I came down in the last shower, do ya?
  • Stacey: Not with those wrinkles you didn't.
  • Stacey: What's the French for 'douche bag'?
  • Emilie: I think that's mostly French already.

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