Aidan Gillen credited as playing...
- Will: You know I Iove you, don't you? I know I've never said anything about it, but... I mean, you know that, don't you?
- Stacey: Is that you or the beer talking?
- Will: Actually, that was me talking to the beer.
- [smiles]
- Stacey: [amused] Eejit!
- Will: Did you ever think that once you found out how babies are made that maybe everything goes downhill after that?
- Emilie: [chuckles]
- Will: What? You know what I mean. That feeling you had when you were a kid. Just weightlessness, you know - it's gone forever.
- Emilie: There is an old Romanian saying - 'A cow between two bales of hay will go hungry'.
- Will: I don't think I understand.
- Emilie: If a cow is the same distance away from both bales of hay, it cannot make a rational decision to choose one over the other. So... it dies of hunger.
- Will: I still don't think I understand. Am I supposed to be the cow?
- Emilie: You're one of the bales of hay.
- [Last lines]
- Will: I don't know what I'm going to do with you. Really.
- Stacey: Why do anything?
- Will: Well, something has to be done.
- Stacey: I'm perfect the way I am.
- Stacey: There's a few grey hairs there that we'll have to get rid of.
- Will: You've got a big mouth.
- Stacey: I'd rather have a big mouth than be going grey.
- Emilie: So, you don't have to answer this if you don't want to, but... they released you from prison to look after Stacey?
- Will: Yeah, they um... gave me something called temporary compassionate leave so I can look after her.
- Will: I think the cooker is broken.
- Stacey: What do you need it for?
- Will: To cook the salmon.
- Stacey: Wrap it in cling film and put it in the dishwasher.
- Will: Do you think I came down in the last shower, do ya?
- Stacey: Not with those wrinkles you didn't.
