- Bart: Did Connie enjoy her elk?
- Maynard Greiger: Well, she's been enjoying all kinds of animals lately...
- Maynard Greiger: Hope isn't always the most realistic thing but it tends to make the word a better place.
- Brock Masterson: You think it's stupid, don't you?
- Bart: I don't think you're stupid, I just think sometimes when it comes to thinking, you have bad luck
- Connie Greiger: Do you ever dress up like the animals you're in search of? You know, like camouflage?
- Brock Masterson: Can't say that I have but I like your thinking! Somebody get me a net, I think I found a mermaid!
- [laughs]
- Brock Masterson: She's not, she's got legs...
- Bart: What the hell is a furry?
- Sheriff Jack: A furry is a person! They're people who just happen to like to dress up in furry clothes and rub up against each other! And I'll tell you something else, Bart... I'm a furry! And I'm goddamn proud of it!
- Parker: You thought you had to become Bigfoot to save this town, but you saved it a long time ago by just being you.
