Matthew Daddario credited as playing...
Gabe DeLuca
- Gabe DeLuca: I'm trying to tell her. I'm looking at her, and I just melt.
- Santa Claus: I hear ya'. That's exactly what happens to me when I look at Mrs. Claus.
- Santa Claus: So, did you ever tell that doctor that you're in love with her?
- Gabe DeLuca: Okay. Uh, Santa?
- Santa Claus: Hmm?
- Gabe DeLuca: Morgan and I are just friends.
- Santa Claus: Hmm.
- Gabe DeLuca: I still love her, but it's more in that platonic, never-going-to-happen-though-I-wouldn't-be-opposed-if-it-did,-but-I-don't-want-to-ruin-the-connection-that-our-families-have? Kind of way?
- Santa Claus: Eh?
- Morgan Quinn: Let's not tell anyone. I mean, you know, just in case we can't find out who the mystery sender is.
- Gabe DeLuca: We're gonna find out who it is. With today's technology, nobody can cover their tracks. This is going to be a piece of cake.
- Post Office Worker: Yeah, we can't track this.
- Gabe DeLuca: What? But today's technology!
- Sal: You know how the Bills almost always almost win?
- Gabe DeLuca: Yeah.
- Sal: Yeah, well, we spend our lives watching you almost always almost tell Morgan how you feel.
- Gabe DeLuca: I like to keep my head down, just do my job.
- Trish: AKA, you don't put yourself out there; you play it safe.
- Vinny: Classic anxious avoidant mentality.
- Trish: You listen to one podcast, and suddenly you're Sigmund Freud?
- Vinny: Who?
