Jessica Chastain credited as playing...
Melissa Lewis
- Mark Watney: Commander, I have an idea.
- Melissa Lewis: Go ahead, Mark.
- Mark Watney: Well, if I can find something sharp in here, and poke a hole in the glove of my EVA suit, I could use the escaping air as a thruster and fly towards you. It would be easy to control because it would be on my arm.
- Melissa Lewis: I can't see you having any control if you did that. You'd be eyeballing the intercept using a thrust vector you can barely control.
- Mark Watney: Yes, yes, those are all very good points. But, consider this: I'd get to fly around like Iron Man.
- Melissa Lewis: All right team, stay in sight of each other. Let's make NASA proud today.
- Rick Martinez: How's it looking over there, Watney?
- Mark Watney: Well, you will be happy to hear that in Grid Section 14-28, the particles were predominately coarse but in 29, they're much finer and they should be ideal for chem analysis.
- Rick Martinez: Oh, wow. Did everybody hear that? Mark just discovered dirt.
- [laughs]
- Rick Martinez: Should we alert the media?
- Mark Watney: Sorry, what are you doing today, Martinez? Making sure the MAV is still upright?
- Rick Martinez: Well, I'd like you to know that visual inspection of the equipment is imperative to mission success. I also would like to report that the MAV is still upright.
- Melissa Lewis: You're in Martinez's hands now.
- Mark Watney: Well, tell that asshole no barrel rolls.
- Melissa Lewis: Copy that, MAV.
- Mitch Henderson: High... hello this is Mitch... Mitch Henderson. I have some news. There's no subtle way to put this; Mark Watney's still alive.
- Melissa Lewis: Oh, my God.
- Chris Beck: What?
- Melissa Lewis: [from deleted scene] Where have you been sleeping?
- Rick Martinez: In airlock 2.
- Beth Johanssen, Chris Beck, Alex Vogel: *What?*
- Rick Martinez: It's the only place where I can sleep without anyone tripping over me, so...
- Alex Vogel: Do you understand how dangerous that is? If one seal breaks, you die.
- Melissa Lewis: From now on you'll sleep in Beck's room.
- Chris Beck: Where am I going to sleep?
- Melissa Lewis: With Johanssen.
- Chris Beck: Um, uh.
- [chuckles, Johanssen looks surprised]
- Melissa Lewis: Knock it off Beck. It's a small ship; I know everything.
- Beth Johanssen: Are you mad?
- Melissa Lewis: If this was a normal mission, you'd be breaking about thirty rules. But this isn't a normal mission.
- Rick Martinez: And a few world records too.. WHAT'S UP!
- [Shakes Beck's and Johanssen's hands]
- Rick Martinez: You're gonna leave me hanging? You're going to leave me hanging? Getting down in space?
- Melissa Lewis: Vogel.
- Alex Vogel: Go ahead, Commander.
- Melissa Lewis: I need you to come inside and make... a bomb.
- Alex Vogel: Again, Commander?
- Melissa Lewis: You're a chemist. Can you make a bomb with what you have on board?
- Alex Vogel: Probably... but I feel obliged to mention that setting off an explosive device in a spacecraft is a terrible, terrible idea.
- Melissa Lewis: Watney, you keep leaving your channel open, which leads to Martinez responding, which leads to all of us listening, which leads to me being annoyed.
- Mark Watney: Roger that. Martinez, the captain would like you to please shut your smart mouth.
- [Chuckles]
- Chris Beck: We'd prefer to use a different adjective to describe Martinez's mouth.
