- Sid Oculus: Yeah, um, you know, we've, uh, we've spoofed a lot of the classics, you know, uh, not just "When a Stranger Calls." I mean, we've taken, uh, swipes at "Dundee II," "All about Steve," "Windtalkers." I know what you're saying: "These movies have been remade and lampooned to death." But not only can we spoof the spoofable, we can do it better than you. Na-na-a-boo-boo!
- Admiral Crackers: I think the two of you should share the scene together.
- Braddie Broderick: It's not a gay porn, Admiral Crackers.
- Admiral Crackers: The audience doesn't know! When you place the costume over the cavernous buttocks, the deep-sea caves of vagina can turn into the darkened canyons of Sid's asshole!
- Sid Oculus: Hey, why am I the one wearing the costume?
- Admiral Crackers: Remember those lonely nights in front of the fireplace, with nothing but a cucumber and a bottle of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter? Admiral Crackers remembers.
- [everyone turns around to Carl imitating a "nails-on-a-chalkboard" sound effect; he is holding a whiteboard]
- Carl Copenhagen: Did someone say "cameraman"?
- [Admiral Crackers is doing a commercial for Admiral Crackers Cereal]
- Admiral Crackers: Say, kids! Care to take a crack at these crackers? From the depths of Davy Jones' locker to the bottom of your bowl! Taste the briny goodness of salt water over delicious, whole grain oyster crackers! Release the crackers!
