David Gobble credited as playing...
Sid Oculus
- Sid Oculus: Yeah, um, you know, we've, uh, we've spoofed a lot of the classics, you know, uh, not just "When a Stranger Calls." I mean, we've taken, uh, swipes at "Dundee II," "All about Steve," "Windtalkers." I know what you're saying: "These movies have been remade and lampooned to death." But not only can we spoof the spoofable, we can do it better than you. Na-na-a-boo-boo!
- Admiral Crackers: I think the two of you should share the scene together.
- Braddie Broderick: It's not a gay porn, Admiral Crackers.
- Admiral Crackers: The audience doesn't know! When you place the costume over the cavernous buttocks, the deep-sea caves of vagina can turn into the darkened canyons of Sid's asshole!
- Sid Oculus: Hey, why am I the one wearing the costume?
- Admiral Crackers: Remember those lonely nights in front of the fireplace, with nothing but a cucumber and a bottle of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter? Admiral Crackers remembers.
