- Oscar Madly (18): It's not New York but what do you think?
- Buffy: I think you look happy.
- Oscar Madly (18): Hope you don't get eaten by the seagull.
- Buffy: Hm, I'm just happy you're not gonna set me on fire.
- [Oscar releases Buffy to the sea]
- Buffy: But you know I'm not the original hamster from your childhood, right? I mean it has been ten years. Your parents replaced me, like, four times.
- Oscar Madly (18): What was that?
- Buffy: Oh, nothing. Goodbye.
- Oscar Madly (18): How long can you keep this act up? How long before you show up, at HER work, screaming at the top of your lungs like a... fucking child?
- Christine: I should go.
- Peter Madly: I'm sorry. It's just a little bit sad.
- Oscar Madly (18): Let me save you some time. He's possessive, has the temper of a child and is bat shit crazy...
- [Peter throws milk in Oscar's face]
- Oscar Madly (18): There he is.
