A trio of "Oopsie!" scenes return, all of them previously on one or two VODs in the past four months;

In "Night Classes", The chief "Oopsie!" performer Izzy Wilde is "all growed up", no longer a waif wearing braces but now cast as the "older woman" teacher of a night class in Adult-Ed Economics, attended by Leana Lovings (odd casting for adult education as she still looks underage) and newcomer Little Puck, a busty lookalike for fans of Mercedes Carrera.

The set-up scene, in tried and true silent pantomime/slapstick form, gets down to business almost immediately as within a minute Izzy has delivered a couple of sight gags, not wearing any knickers under her skirt and putting a wad of confiscated bubble gum on her erect cock for Leana to suck, plus handing Puck a large strap-on dildo for Puck to immediately peg the teacher standing up.

So the full half-hour of f*cking that follows, with Izzy talking almost constantly in her familiar improv fashion, is rather dull, merely with series director Stella Smut putting the gals through their frequent "change positions" motions. Finale is not the expected (nowadays) creampie but rather a throwback to early porn: Izzy simulating on her face the throes of an orgasm, with her dick in Puck's mouth, followed by Puck dribbling lots of cum all over herself, fake as can be.

This points up a major "Oopsie!" drawback -it's not effectively comedic, unless a closeup of bubblegum on top of an erect dick is inherently a knee-slapper, while the usual porn result of an actual money shot or perhaps a convincing creampie is absent. The absence of "story" and characterizations remains a given.

Title segment goes the Oiler route in this entertaining (and brainless) episode of enthusiastic sex. Eva Maxim arrives for a massage and gets the full treatment from two plus-size beauties: Codi Vore and Summer Hart.

The vignette is somewhat shorter than usual for "Oopsie!" (reducing the "story" set-up to almost nothing). But the repetitious shifting between sex positions is boring. Sure, the three actresses maintain their high-energy, but it's strictly phony in giving the audience gonzo sex. The climax as usual is a very fake creampie for Codi, while earlier on Eva delivers a money shot through the hole in the milking table on Summer's kisser. This vignette was released on two VODs late in 2024: "Trans Intimacy" and "Trans Feels Good".

"Skate Squad" raises some questions, but overall is a failure. I want to take it seriously because Bree Mills and her compatriots' quest for acceptance and understanding for the LGBTQ+ community from a porn perspective is laudable, but they seem to be poor communicators.

With star Siri co-directing with Bree, the 1/2-hour vignette comes off as nonsensical. The press release synopsis of its "storyline" is not reflected on screen -just Siri and fellow redhead/"big woman" Emma Magnolia horsing around with roller skates (very little skating is included) and putting up "Skate Squad" posters, when they encounter odd-looking Austin Spears who hooks up with them for a threesome.

Big moment (sort of memorable) occurs early in the show when Austin drops drawers and reveals a pussy (with distended clit) where the cock should be -a trans-male. That shocker is extremely unusual for a porn movie -the only time I recall such casting in a big-name label porn release was Dana Vespoli's excellent "Buck Angel Superstar" six years ago from the competitor Transsensual label.

Neil Jordan's "The Crying Game" had a similarly dramatic reveal of the leading actor revealed to be trans with a cock, but that movie was a serious one with a complicated plot, involving terrorism. "Skate Squad" is trivial and pointless, apart from its depiction of fun-loving queer people cavorting sexually on screen.

I am a bit baffled by Austin's performance. Spears looks quite similar to porn actor Jay Romero, except Austin doesn't have a cock. Trans-female stars have cocks, not post-op individuals without a cock. I don't see a future on screen for Austin as likely (Buck Angel's career went nowhere), and here he doesn't speak even when his two actress co-stars start babbling after the intro pantomime section is over. Scene was issued on the VOD "Hard and Deep" in December 2024.

"Skate Squad" appeared on the VODs "Trans Fever" and "Impressed" at the end of 2024.

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