- AniMat: You know whats the hardest thing for me to do about this? Believe me that this pile of crap is actually written by the same guys who wrote the original!
- AniMat: Therefore, I'm giving this film the first ever AniMat Seal of Garbage, a seal that is honored to any animated film who's purpose is to just steal your money, waste about 90 minutes of your life, and make you just pissed off about it. Now if you will excuse me, I gotta go prepare myself to fight against the HAE, because eventually they're gonna see this review, and they'll try to hunt me down.
- [Prepares himself by gathering notes]
- Nicky Flippers: He's a reputed smuggler, a juggler, a robber, a cobbler, a picker, a grinner, a restaurateur, and, blogs about animated films.
- The Big Bad Wolf: He should get a life.
