Tim Daly credited as playing...
Mitch
- [last lines]
- Melanie Moretti: What's wrong, sweetie?
- Victoria Chase: Apparently, years ago, when I didn't think I had a chance in hell of getting nominated for an Academy Award, I signed a rather unusual contract with the Mrs. Ladypants people. I have to wear... a Mrs. Ladypants... absorbent gown to the Oscars. Now with crystal litter-box technology.
- Elka Ostrovsky: You're gonna wear diapers to the Oscars?
- Victoria Chase: It's not diapers. It's an absorbent gown!
- Mitch: Well, look at the bright side: you won't need a seat filler if you have to go to the bathroom during the ceremonies.
- Melanie Moretti: [laughing] You're very funny.
- Victoria Chase: So what am I going to do?
- Melanie Moretti: You're going to celebrate. We're all going to celebrate. Honey, you could win an Oscar. And, Elka, you could win election.
- Victoria Chase: You know what? Melanie is right.
- Mitch: She's beautiful too. Somebody else talk.
- Victoria Chase: Yeah, I will. So here's to everyone getting exactly what they want.
