Dave Foley credited as playing...
Bob
- [first lines]
- Joy Scroggs: [Bob and Joy kiss passionately] Did they see us?
- Bob: Yes, lover.
- Joy Scroggs: They can't hear us; you don't need to call me lover.
- Bob: It's called undercover work, Joy. We're chasing identity thieves here, crafty and suspicious; if we want to get close to them we have to convince them we're just an ordinary couple.
- Joy Scroggs: Got it.
- Bob: But we mustn't get too attached, you and I. That will only lead to heartbreak. Your heartbreak.
- Bob: I'll meet you at the motel. But just so you know, John Johnson sleeps in the nude.
- Joy Scroggs: And just so *you* know, Natasha Johnson sleeps with scissors.
- Bob: Pajamas it is, then.
- Bob: Oh God, joy!
- Joy Scroggs: What?
- Bob: No, not you; my Canadian girlfriend Joy.
- Joy Scroggs: You really have a Canadian girlfriend?
- Bob: Yes!
- [speeddials cellphone]
- Bob: Hi. Joy, this is Bob. I-I've made a terrible mistake. Look. I'm jumping on the next flight and then the connecting flight and then the puddle-jumper and then the snowmobile and... then I'll be at your door. Yes. I'll, I'll see you in two weeks.
- [last lines]
- Victoria Chase: Look at this turnout. You know, Elka's only a few signatures away from getting on the ballot. And her dog park twitter account is trending.
- Elka Ostrovsky: [laughing] At Elka stop less parks.
- Melanie Moretti: [looks at @elkastoplessparks banner] You know, when you look at that, it looks like Elka's topless parks.
- Elka Ostrovsky: [innocently] Does it?
- Bob: Well, Joy, I've got a plane to catch.
- Joy Scroggs: Bob's selling the agency and moving back to Canada.
- Bob: I made the new owner promise to keep Joy on. He seems like a good guy.
- Joy Scroggs: Good guy, huh?
- Bob: Yup. I guess when you look like him, you kind of have to be.
- [shows joy a picture of a handsome man]
- Joy Scroggs: I can work with that.
- Bob: That's the spirit, Joy. Looks aren't everything.
