Wendie Malick credited as playing...
Victoria Chase
- Victoria Chase: Oh, Maddie, can you ever forgive me?
- Maddie Banks: Yes, I can forgive you, Victoria. You were awful to me.
- Victoria Chase: Yeah.
- Maddie Banks: And I was awful to you. And you know what we call that in the theater? Friendship.
- [first lines]
- Melanie Moretti: Well, cross another thing off my bucket list. I have been to a nude beach.
- Victoria Chase: I didn't know Cleveland had a nude beach.
- Melanie Moretti: It has one more than it should.
- Elka Ostrovsky: Who said I wouldn't run into anyone I knew there?
- Melanie Moretti: Elka, I'm sorry; how was I to know that your butcher was going to be at a nude beach?
- Elka Ostrovsky: I'll never be able to order kielbasa from that man again.
- [last lines]
- Joy Scroggs: What are these?
- Maddie Banks: Oh, Professor Knoll must of left his signs.
- Joy Scroggs: Yeah.
- [reads]
- Joy Scroggs: "More wine, please." "You were wonderful in that." "You deserve the Tony."
- Maddie Banks: Aw, that ones for me.
- Joy Scroggs: "You should win an Oscar."
- Victoria Chase: Aw, that one's for me
- Joy Scroggs: "I still think about our night together."
- Victoria Chase, Maddie Banks: Awwww!
