Jane Leeves credited as playing...
Joy Scroggs
- Joy Scroggs: I never told you this, but when I first came to America, I auditioned for the Rockettes. Huh. Only I froze. I couldn't get my legs into the air.
- Elka Ostrovsky: You sure got over that one.
- Melanie Moretti: I love being Scarlet DeNeuve. You know that Scarlet got invited into the cockpit on the plane. And joined the Mile High Club.
- Joy Scroggs: You had sex with the pilot?
- Melanie Moretti: Wait, that's what that means? I thought Mile High Club was when they gave you these little plastic wings.
- [last lines]
- Joy Scroggs: What are these?
- Maddie Banks: Oh, Professor Knoll must of left his signs.
- Joy Scroggs: Yeah.
- [reads]
- Joy Scroggs: "More wine, please." "You were wonderful in that." "You deserve the Tony."
- Maddie Banks: Aw, that ones for me.
- Joy Scroggs: "You should win an Oscar."
- Victoria Chase: Aw, that one's for me
- Joy Scroggs: "I still think about our night together."
- Victoria Chase, Maddie Banks: Awwww!

