Valerie Bertinelli credited as playing...
Melanie Moretti
- Melanie Moretti: I love being Scarlet DeNeuve. You know that Scarlet got invited into the cockpit on the plane. And joined the Mile High Club.
- Joy Scroggs: You had sex with the pilot?
- Melanie Moretti: Wait, that's what that means? I thought Mile High Club was when they gave you these little plastic wings.
- [first lines]
- Melanie Moretti: Well, cross another thing off my bucket list. I have been to a nude beach.
- Victoria Chase: I didn't know Cleveland had a nude beach.
- Melanie Moretti: It has one more than it should.
- Elka Ostrovsky: Who said I wouldn't run into anyone I knew there?
- Melanie Moretti: Elka, I'm sorry; how was I to know that your butcher was going to be at a nude beach?
- Elka Ostrovsky: I'll never be able to order kielbasa from that man again.
