Jane Leeves credited as playing...
Joy Scroggs
- Joy Scroggs: *He* wants to be the little spoon?
- Melanie Moretti: Yes. Which makes me the big spoon!
- Victoria Chase: That's crazy!
- Melanie Moretti: I know!
- Elka Ostrovsky: No woman should be the jet pack.
- Victoria Chase: Well, was the sex worth it?
- Melanie Moretti: He did a couple of things; two that were good, one not so good. It's rare to find a man that's good at that, let's face it.
- Joy Scroggs: What do you think, Simon?
- Simon: I think you're confirming my worst fear that anything I do in bed will be analyzed and dissected by a pack of critical females.
- Joy Scroggs: *You* have nothing to worry about.
- Elka Ostrovsky: Yeah, we have no idea you're an uncut jewel.
- Joy Scroggs: I can't imagine what it's going to be like living here without you.
- Victoria Chase: I know. I've been the sun that you three revolve around. But still, I know; it's hard to say good-bye.
- Elka Ostrovsky: You're making it easier.
- [last lines]
- Joy Scroggs: Just how unflattering was Gwyneth's bathing suit?
- Simon: Hideous. Flattened her breasts and gave her back fat.
- Joy Scroggs: Ah! yes!
