Valerie Bertinelli credited as playing...
Melanie Moretti
- [first lines]
- Mike: That was great.
- Melanie Moretti: Mm-hm.
- Mike: You are amazing!
- Melanie Moretti: Thank you, you're not so bad yourself.
- Mike: So, do you want to spoon?
- Melanie Moretti: Yeah.
- [Mike rolls away from Melanie]
- Joy Scroggs: *He* wants to be the little spoon?
- Melanie Moretti: Yes. Which makes me the big spoon!
- Victoria Chase: That's crazy!
- Melanie Moretti: I know!
- Elka Ostrovsky: No woman should be the jet pack.
- Victoria Chase: Well, was the sex worth it?
- Melanie Moretti: He did a couple of things; two that were good, one not so good. It's rare to find a man that's good at that, let's face it.
- Simon: Halle Berry is in town visiting relatives, and Star Magazine wants a shot. If I can find the smallest trace of cellulite on her thighs, I'll get the cover.
- Melanie Moretti: A shot of Helle Berry with cellulite would make my day.
- Elka Ostrovsky: [eulogy at funeral] Victoria Chase may have been vain, bubble-headed, and crazy...
- Melanie Moretti: But?
- Melanie Moretti: There's no but.
