- [last lines]
- Joy Scroggs: I need to stop being so desperate. If Simon gets in contact, good. But if he doesn't, it's cool.
- [her phone chimes]
- Joy Scroggs: I'm not going to define myself by whether or not some man-
- [screams as she looks at phone]
- Joy Scroggs: It's a text from Simon; he's coming next week and he can't wait to see me! What am I going to wear? What if my face breaks out? What if he meets a more beautiful woman than me on the plane? I'll kill her, that's what I'll do! And I'll do it slowly.
- Elka Ostrovsky: I know who else liked to do it slowly. Old Red-eyes.
- Melanie Moretti: Sinatra was Old Blue-eyes.
- Elka Ostrovsky: When I snuck into his room, he was pretty drunk.
- [first lines]
- Agent Gilmore: Special Agent Griffin Gilmore administering polygraph examination, case number two four nine eight, escape from Ohio federal corrections facility, prisoner Emmet Lawson.
- Victoria Chase: Sir.
- Agent Gilmore: Yes?
- Victoria Chase: Emmet is a Sir. He was knighted by the queen. You know, like *Sir* Elton John and *Sir* Paul McCartney. Maybe the queen is just a big fame whore and this is her way of meeting celebrities but it should count for something.
- Agent Gilmore: It doesn't.
- Melanie Moretti: I don't know what to do, but I really should tell him, shouldn't I? What's that machine say?
- Agent Gilmore: It's a polygraph, ma'am, not a magic 8-ball.
- Melanie Moretti: No reason to be mean.
- Agent Gilmore: Sorry, ma'am.
- Melanie Moretti: I was talking about the 'ma'am'.
- Elka Ostrovsky: All three of 'em are crazy.
- Agent Gilmore: That's registering as true.
- Elka Ostrovsky: You didn't look at the machine.
- Agent Gilmore: I didn't have to.
- Agent Gilmore: I have never experienced anything like that in my career. You are either an extremely skilled liar or an extremely honest 28-year-old.
- Victoria Chase: Thank you.
- Elka Ostrovsky: You got one truth out of us. Sinatra. He did me *his* way.
