- Parker: So, you're like an alien or something?
- Joe: Alien is a derogatory way of saying it. Imagine someone from your south being called a redneck or one of your African-Americans being called a...
- Parker: Okay, I get it, sorry, then what are you?
- Joe: I am an extraterrestrial life form, a very confused extraterrestrial life form.
- Parker: Why do you look human?
- Joe: Why do you look Sednian?
- Parker: Fair enough. You have great hair.
- Joe: I know, but are you still sick like the last earthling?
- Parker: I'm not sick and neither was that guy, he's dead.
- Joe: Dead? Impossible.
- Parker: Possible.
- Joe: My books say differently, that the dead don't come back to life and they don't eat each other.
- Parker: My books say you should be a little green man with a giant head and bug eyes.
- Joe: You are a very offensive, little earthling.
