- Spud McMellon: This country's full of shit left behind when armies fucked off, Russians, it was the mines. Ten million fucking mines. God knows what we're going to leave behind.
- Luke Mauro: When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains/ And the women come out to cut up what remains/ Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains/ An' go to your Gawd like a soldier,
- Ken Barlow: I'm here trying to bring peace and love to your fucking stone-age country.
- Steven Watson: Don't pick a fight with an armed midget.
- Jay Davis: He put the tourniquet on himself, put morphine into himself and we just had to leave him.
