Tue, Feb 14, 2023
Murder Bryan Presents Guys a Podcast About Guys. There are so many guys out there and this show will show you types of guys and even specific guys. In episode 1 we took a look at Sex Guys by reading reviews of Hedonism II, Porno, Sex Board Games, and swingers clubs. Me, Mike Hale (Your Kickstarter Sucks) and Chris James (Not Even a Show) try to figure out what makes the Sex Guy tick and, more importantly, what they complain about.
Tue, Feb 28, 2023
Hey there, in Episode 3 of guys we take a look at Karate Guys. Me and Jon Gabrus (101 Places to Party Before You Die, Action Boyz, High and Mighty) talk about guys who lie about knowing karate, people we've seen use karate and we also check in with Black Belt Magazine in 2023 and some old ones I got from Twitter user @Boco_t so give them follow too.
Tue, Mar 7, 2023
This week we go to one of the internet's oldest communities, Erowid, to find some psychonauts and see what they are up to. I had my frequent co-host Chris James (@thecjs and Not Even A Show) on so that we could talk about drugs with some authority but we needed someone to educate so we brought on our least square friend Jesse Farrar (Your Kickstarter Sucks, Go Off Kings @BronzeHammer on Twitter) to talk about Nutmeg, Dramamine, Gasoline and Catnip.
Tue, Mar 14, 2023
For the first time in our very short run we took a look at the archetype for what rock guys are supposed to look like proponent of the Liv Mas lifestyle and a man that respects the office of the presidency, Dave Navarro We look at his brainy quotes page, a few old uncomfortable audio clips and then, to round it out we listened to two weird guys making their teens talk about Dave Navarro on Sons of Anarchy. As always, it was really fun and I appreciate you listening.
Tue, Mar 21, 2023
This week I have Chris James and The Doughboys to talk about the most butt and poop focused group since the sex guys. We read some reviews of a 1,000,000 scoville unit hot sauce extract, we talked about some other guy types too and we end it with a challenging quiz where you, listener can see how you stack up against Nick, Mitch and Chris in seeing if I made up a cool hot sauce name or if it is real.
Tue, Mar 28, 2023
This week on Guys we look at a real group of sweethearts with an outlaw spirit (kind of) It seems like we might have one of the more famous ones on the show maybe?? I don't know, I can't tell Learn about the inner group arguments about permission and the government and some really funny metal detector jokes and a quiz about metal detector slang.
Tue, Apr 11, 2023
Look, everyone was a Discovery Channel Guy from the late 90's to the mid 2010's We looked at the people who have been letdown with Discovery dumbing down Amazon Reviews for Deadliest Catch, Planet Earth and ManVsWild We ended with a little bit of sex guys talk Please don't make fun of me for flubbing the opening.
Tue, Apr 18, 2023
This week we do our first ever sports episode so we had David J Roth the Co owner of Defector Media John Cullen from patreon.com/blockedparty and podkast And of course Chris James from Not Even A Show John and Chris are total softball geeks. We look at some umpires, some guys that take the game too seriously.
Sat, Apr 29, 2023
I had Chris James and Stefan Heck on to discuss Autograph Guys, while there was some disagreement on what makes an autograph guys I think we landed on a decent definition, we learned about the biggest rube that we have ever heard about on the show and we also talked a bit about our own guy tendencies.
Wed, May 3, 2023
Me and Matt are buddies from a long time ago and we have been podcasting together for like a decade, he's an incredibly smart guy and he's also a History Guy. We talked about reenactors, collectors and weird internet guys who wish they were at some greusome battles. It was a pure joy to do this in the same room and also do a show with a different feel.
Tue, May 9, 2023
Loss Prevention guys are the freaks that the grocery store hires to catch people stealing at the store. Joined by June one of the hosts of Western Kabuki Podcast we journey into the either incredibly evil or incredibly sad world of retail loss prevention. We christen a new guy and we look at a bleak subreddit.
Tue, May 30, 2023
This week we had Zach Cherry (Severance on Apple TV+) We talked about Sales Guys and we found a real cool dude names David The Shark that I think you're gonna like. We also met Grant Cardone, and The Trillion Dollar Man Dan Pena. We are not taking no for an answer even if we are selling meat and you are a vegan.
Tue, Jun 6, 2023
This week we have great guests from Truthpoint, Twitter, Bluesky, Patreon, and everywhere else Derek and Dril. It turns out that a lot of people thought this episode was about gun guys, it's not, if it was about gun guys it would be called Gun Guys you absolute boobs EDC is so much more than guns, it's guns, lighters, cigarettes, coins (a little bit of chive overlap here) $200 wallets, knives, Multi-tools and any other thing a dude would carry in their purse (they call it a bag) to handle any situation they could get into so, I think you know where Derek and Dril are (adult swim Truthpoint: Dark Web Rising.
Tue, Jun 13, 2023
We brought the guys from Talking Simpsons Bob Mackey and Henry Gilbert to check out everyone's favorite cartoon in 2003 South Park guys. You may ask yourslef if there even are south park guys in 2023 and the answer is YES and they are just as hardcore as you were when you were 17 We meet a brave mod that keeps everyone in line on the comedy central south park forum and we see some very thought provoking lore questions that Henry was able to help us out with (he says he isn't a South Park Guty but he knows a lot about South Park.
Tue, Jun 20, 2023
Well, hello there all of you ghouls and goblins. This week we delve into the dark world of Horror Guys We looked at some reviews of Miketober movies American Werewolf in London and Sole Survivor Redditors tell us what happens when your partner dosen't like horror and how to deal with your mean mom There are also reviews for some horror collectibles on amazon and we introduce you to the worst guy yet, Count Jackula. I promise you will not like him.
Tue, Jun 27, 2023
About a year ago I found myself watching the Crossfit Games and I didn't have any clue what I was watching, it is basically competitive exercising So Chris and I had Joe Mande (Hacks) Joemande.com on so that we could talk about competitive exercising. We learn the vocabulary, we learn some jokes and more importantly, we learned how often a crossfitter washes their workout clothes. I hope you like poetry and understand that Crossfit people are sensitive about pull ups.
Tue, Jul 4, 2023
Meet Tony K. from Vancouver British Columbia. He is my new obsession and I think you will also love him. If you don't listen to a lot of my stuff from the Patreon or on Twitch you will have the pleasure of meeting Mancow for the first time Guys+ listeners know Draft M. and we got to know him a bit better Finally, we have a Columbus Guy that exclusively reviews some very weird places Make sure to stick around after the plugs for a bonus Tony K review. Lauren can be found at @notabigjerk on twitter and can be heard on Batting Around.
Tue, Jul 11, 2023
Chris is camping so, in order to have a representative from Vancouver I had Stefan heck (Blocked Party and Go Off Kings) come on and cohost a round table discussion about Hypebeasts from 3 guys who have had their very own hypebeast phase We looked into bots, the supreme charcoal grill, talked about our own stupidly expensive outfits and some reviews of hypebeast stores, and finally we talked about the bape knockoffs on Amazon.
Tue, Jul 25, 2023
Heyyy It is the patrons choice episode for this run, they chose reptile guys and I think we delivered. We met a guy named Professor Herp and learned a bit about the breeders which are the gods of the reptile world. I also talk about my time a Chuck E Cheese where my supervisor invited me to his house to watch him feed his snake and smoke a joint.
Tue, Aug 15, 2023
You all kept asking for it and we finally did it so now you can get mad at me. We brought Merritt on to talk about Warhammer 40k, the most impenetrable subject we have ever covered. Thanks to lebigaristotle on Twitter for hipping me to a few guys We talked about the Warhammer hotel, the love of Henry Cavill, whether space marines have penises or boobs and the lore that is impossible for an outsider to understand So if you get mad at this episode just remember that I play with legos.
Tue, Aug 29, 2023
We talked about cheap guys, it turns out that I might not be one, we talked about my past spending, what makes a cheap guy (it is generally someone that can afford stuff but lives like they can't, we are not talking about people who are broke, don't get mad at us) It was a lot of fun and we learned a few tricks to save money.
Tue, Sep 5, 2023
Alright all of you open bowlers, we are here to teach you about some real sportsmen. That's right, Bowlers. They are certainely the most angry guys I have found. We looked into what it takes to be good at the psychological side of bowling. We did a thought experiment about going bowling with your new girlfriend. We also looped in soem yelp guys and read a few bowling alley reviews. If you stick around after the yelp reviews we teach you how to bowl a 300.
Tue, Oct 3, 2023
I went out and found out what nudists are up to and it is mostly just hanging out naked in different places and doing what normal people do but naked. We looked at some of the concerns of new nudists, some of the rules in the community and also just chatted about boners and read a review of a nudist camp in Indiana Ike Barinholtz had nothing to plug because he is on strike but he is in a lot of stuff that you can google.
Tue, Oct 10, 2023
What is ska? I don't think any of us really know but we talked about it like we did. We love horns!!. We talk about gatekeeping, Josiah brings us a ska song by one of the guys from The Imagine Dragons and we all try to learn how to skank. Then, at the end of the show we have the Ska Band Name Game.
Tue, Oct 31, 2023
Happy Halloween my ghoulies, I think that we just created a new tradition by doing Halloween Guys because this episode came out on halloween. We learn about the war about inflatables, christmas and we look at some haunted house reviews and then, the biggest lesson of all, we learned about Swinger Christmas (Halloween) so there is even some gross stuff in there.
Tue, Nov 7, 2023
This was the most requested episode we have ever done so I gave it to you and I hope it meets your expectations because doing these more requested episodes freaks me out. We talked Bose, different hacks for getting better audio and we even checked in with the wives We needed a person that knows about the audiophile culture so we brought on Brynn Niebor kinematografi from Beep Beep Lettuce and Stay Inside.
Tue, Nov 28, 2023
So, the first music episode was very broad, we talked about classic rock guys, it was fun. This time we narrowed our focus to Jam Band Guys I talk about my old jam band drug dealer, we learn about chompers, custies and wooks. We also checked out one of the Grateful Dead "Dicks Picks" songs in its entirety. We found some bad husbands (of course)
Tue, Dec 5, 2023
This is the episode that the patrons picked, it seemed like it would be easy to do until I had an actual crisis of confidence and decided that it would not be fun to make fun of young christians so here is what i did, we made fun of old youth pastors and met some real characters. How does a groupy for Wang Chung make you think of Christ? How is masturbation a cool tool for the lord? How does a man of god walk with swagger You know Tom from the trillbillies and he is my friend and cohost of Holy Boyz which you could search my patreon and listen to every episode.
Tue, Dec 12, 2023
This week on Guys we have MCU guys, they love the comic book movies, no, not all of the comic book movies, just the Marvel ones. We talk a bit about how many of the movies we have seen and then we read a Marvel spec script and listen to a rap song. This week as our guest we have movie critic and podcaster Vince Mancini from the podcast Pod Your Self a Wire.
Tue, Dec 19, 2023
So, I decided to do something a bit different for Christmas Guys. We had our friend Brittany Lyseng to talk about how some of our favorite guys celebrate the holiday. We looked at some swinger traditions and christmas list, then we looked to see what they are selling on The Chivery followed by some Pastafarians, warhammer guys and nudists. You can find Brittany' special Break and Enter anywhere that comedy albums are sold Since this is the last main episode (there will be one more on patreon) me and chris wanna say thanks for being cool and listening to Guys this year and happy holidays.
Tue, Jan 2, 2024
You wanted the most annoying, you got the most annoying people, we had Sarah Hagi KindaHagi from Scamfluencers on to talk about cable news fans. People who love tv but think they love news. We get a little bit of fantasizing about having an hour on tv to program, people mad about having to give fox news their email address, and the pepto bismol colored CNBC ticker, probably made my a fricken narcisist.
Tue, Jan 9, 2024
Abracadabra. We are back with a magical show. This week we look at magicians. Should you bring your own table to a party? What is a good non-1 coin trick to do with 1 coin? Why do magicians hate Criss Angel? You will learn about magic but don't worry, we don't expose any of the tricks.
Tue, Jan 16, 2024
Hey Buuuuuuuuddy. How's it going, this episode is about weed guys, not like weeds in your yard, guys that smoke that wonderful piff. Chris got high for the episode and I don't think you can tell because he is such an accomplished weed smoker. We talked about how to handle getting "too high" and bong maintenance, read some leafly reviews of weed strains and we learn a few ways to pass a drug test (and a few ways not to) Chris Locke was in the film Who's Yer Father? and he does the Evil Men podcast.
Tue, Jan 23, 2024
The Patrons picked it so we are doing it. This week we are looking at Jeep Guys, they have more rules than a single guy at a swinger club and I think we hit everything. Learn about the Death Wobble, the wave and the ducks. Also, get a few jokes for your joke arsenal Adam is @damiataman on Twitter and his show is hobbyperverts.
Tue, Jan 30, 2024
You asked for it and I delivered with Guitar Guys. I had a hard time finding the weirdest guys and I planned to add some Noland to the episode but he wasn't doing it for me so we dove deep into the Ultimate Guitar Forum and R/guitars and The Acoustic Gear Forum, and we learned that these guys love to tell each other to suck each other off. There was a subscription flub 40 minutes in to the episode but I fixed it so I left it in so that you can root for me. You can find amber at Skulltenders.

