- Steve Després: We still love each other, right?
- Diane 'Die' Després: That's what we're best at, buddy.
- Steve Després: I wanted to tell you... I just wanted to thank you for your patience. I know I'm rough. Like Grandma used to say when I was younger, that I was rough. Now I get it, why she said that. So I'm sorry. And when I think about the times when... When I think about how much maybe I hurt you... After, when I get my shit together... I'm so fucking sad because you deserve so much better than a fucking retard like me! So... What matters is... I'm thinking about you here, and I love you.
- [from trailer]
- Diane 'Die' Després: You've been back 24 hours and this place is a slum! Tidy the hell up!
- Steve Després: Wanna hold my dick when I piss, too?
- Diane 'Die' Després: If it helps you aim!
- Steve Després: Remember what dad used to say: "Grab the future by the balls. Fuck the past in the ass".
