- Ellis: My wife knows I have certain proclivities. Behaviors.
- Jules Vaughn: Behaviors?
- Ellis: Weaknesses.
- Jules Vaughn: And she's okay with it?
- Ellis: You marry the best parts of a person; hopefully you can tolerate the worst.
- Lexi Howard: Hey, is everything okay?
- Cassie Howard: Of course, it's my wedding day.
- Lexi Howard: Okay, I was just asking.
- Cassie Howard: What a weird question to ask on the best day of my life.
- Nate Jacobs: You're gay. You're in denial, and it came out in very weird ways.
- Cal Jacobs: I'm not gay, I was a hedonist.
- Nate Jacobs: You fucked men in the ass!
- Cal Jacobs: So?
- Nate Jacobs: How is that not gay?
- Cal Jacobs: I was a pitcher, not a catcher.
- Suze: It's all making sense.
- Cassie Howard: What?
- Suze: You and your little porno site.
- Cassie Howard: I deleted that.
- Suze: Did Nate put you up to it?
- Cassie Howard: What? No.
- Suze: [re scanty-dress Maddie turning up at Cassie's wedding] I can't believe she has the nerve to show her face.
- Cal Jacobs: I saw a little bit more than her face.
- Suze: [mouths softly] Stop.
