Olivia Rose Keegan credited as playing...
Sara
- Jack: Mrs. Campbell, I'm Jack, Sara's girlfriend. I've heard so much about you.. Uh, none of it good.
- Cindy: I have heard nothing about you, Jack. I assume you're a piece of shit. But how would when I haven't heard from my daughter in, what, six months?
- Sara: Six years, Mother.
- Cindy: And whose fault is that?
- Sara: "And whose fault is that?" I don't know, maybe it's yours!
- Cindy: That's fair.
- Jack: We want to learn from the horror you survived.
- Cindy: Look. Scary Movie 3 and 4 paid me a lot of money for a girl. There is nothing to learn there. But, if you want to talk about The House Bunny, shoot.
- DEI: Alright, let's get back to the plot.
- [points at Jack]
- DEI: I'm looking at you. Ted Bundy eyes, looking like a school shooter. I think you the killer.
- Jack: Oh, me?
- DEI: Mm-hm.
- Jack: Okay, what about Deputy Doofy over there?
- Doofy: I don't have a motive, you know? What's my motive?
- Elle: You were the killer in the first movie. Shouldn't you be locked up?
- Doofy: No, I got pardoned. Mostly because of storming the Capitol, you know?
- Sara: Oh.
- Doofy: I got proof.
- [showing a picture of himself looking like QAnon Shaman]
- Doofy: This is me, and it's framed.
- Shorty: That's a cool hat.
