- David: We should just kill her.
- Ronnie: Sure.
- Tom: But you gotta think about the kid, growing up without a mother. I wouldn't do that to a kid.
- David: Well, it's better than growing up with that troll as your mother.
- Tom: That's so true.
- Ronnie: That's true.
- Tom: Or we could kill *him*.
- Ronnie: Ramone?
- Tom: What? Dude. No. War--you don't kill a fucking baby. Ward.
- [first lines]
- Stacy: [at her birthday party] OK, everybody! Hello! Hi! Thanks for coming. Um, so this is a really big day for me. Uh, I guess. Well, duh. 'Cause it's my only son's baptism. Yay. Ooh-ooh! Um... I love paper. I do. It's, like, my passion. And I've always wanted to own my own papiere. Not that you care, because I don't... You know what? I don't tell people that, because people steal ideas all the time. It's happened to me numerous occasions with...
