Zach Braff credited as playing...
Aidan Bloom
- Aidan Bloom: [From opening] "When I was a kid my brother and I used to pretend we were heroes with swords. We were the only ones who could save the day. but perhaps we set the bar a little bit high. Maybe we were just regular people, the ones who get saved."
- Tucker Bloom: [Asking for the password to Aidan's iPad] Dad!
- Aidan Bloom: I have no fucking idea!
- Tucker Bloom: Swear jar!
- Aidan Bloom: Fuck the swear jar.
- Sarah Bloom: Aidan!
- Aidan Bloom: I'm sorry but fuck the swear jar.
- Tucker Bloom: That word means sex. You're gonna have sex with the swear jar?
- Grace Bloom: Uncle Noah? Hi It- it's grace. Did Janine like the costume? Did she give you some 'poontang'?
- Noah Bloom: Uh... Yeah, she sure did!
- Grace Bloom: Uncle Noah, I've never asked you for anything have I?
- Noah Bloom: No.
- Grace Bloom: I didn't get mad when you forgot my birthday, or Hanukkah. Or that time you got drunk and peed in my closet?
- Noah Bloom: Uh... Well grace, I-I got... I got locked in there. Somebody locked me in there...
- Grace Bloom: I want you to come see grandpa.
- Noah Bloom: Grace... Um, can I tell you a secret?
- Grace Bloom: Yeah.
- Noah Bloom: I'm scared. Losing my mum was the hardest thing I've ever been through. I don't know if I can take it again.
- Grace Bloom: I know that you're sad. But we're sad too, and we should all be together. Listen, I know that you don't believe in God but maybe you can believe in family. Uncle Noah? He hung up.
- Aidan Bloom: What?
- Grace Bloom: Maybe we got disconnected... It kinda felt like he hung up.
- Aidan Bloom: Oh! There's so much bad news all at once. What do we do?
- Gabe: What do you mean, "What do we do?" We move forward. It's the only direction God gave us.
- Aidan Bloom: How are you feeling?
- Gabe: I'm not afraid. Isn't that funny? I thought I'd be afraid.
- Aidan Bloom: I think that's the bravest thing I've ever heard.
- Gabe: Really?
- Aidan Bloom: Yeah. I really do.
- Gabe: You promise?
- Aidan Bloom: I promise you.
- [first lines]
- Aidan Bloom: [narrating] When I was a kid, my brother and I used to pretend we were heroes with swords. We were the only ones who could save the day. But perhaps we set the bar a little bit high. Maybe we're just regular people. The ones who get saved.
