Xaver Hutter credited as playing...
- Jojo: Here, you dirty pig, take this!
- Jojo: Tonight I'll slit you open and wash my underwear in your blood.
- Bastian: We're out of milk, and bring some yogurt. I'll have a blueberry yogurt.
- Jojo: Then I'll spit into your split skull.
- Jojo: "30-2-60, ask for Jojo." Just great! What a pick-up line!
- Jojo: I could cut off your balls and pickle them in vinegar!
- Jojo: [as the inner voice of Bernd] Dearest Clarissa, the weather depresses me, so I choose Seppuku, the extremely cruel kind of hara-kiri. Don't be sad. As consolation, have some wild sex with this really cute messenger - and you'd help him lose his burdensome virginity, for he has never been with a woman before.
- Jojo: Our generation surely does not suffer from the hampered sexual morality which stymied our parents.
- Doris: That means you and your generation do not have any problems with your sexuality?
- Jojo: Not really. I masturbate without any pangs.
- Jojo: Do you think they're having sex together?
- Bastian: No. He surely washes his car while she's fingering herself thinking of you.